it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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