There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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