You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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