nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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