Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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