I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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