The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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