Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
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tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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