But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
She announced her abortion via fbk
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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