i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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