I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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