I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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