we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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