also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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