The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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