Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Apparently you make a good broom.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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