if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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