she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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