Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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