Dual....:-)
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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