have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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