dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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