brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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