I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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