okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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