normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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