that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
This baby is an asshole
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Randomize
