Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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