one word: firstdatebathroomanal
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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