I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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