Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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