He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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