It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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