She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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