i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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