and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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