we're blogging at a bar
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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