I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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