Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You can't motorboat a personality
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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