Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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