I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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