so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
