Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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