dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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