I love black thongs
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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