Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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