I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish you could order shots online.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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