that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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