Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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