did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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