HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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