ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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