Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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