His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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